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For Your Entertainment – Buzzword Bingo and Postmodernism Generator

Albee — Fri, 01 May 2009 15:53:15 +0000

This is hilarious – I hear this jargon all week long – finally someone has put it in its place.

And for those scholarly types we have the Postmodernism Generator – a meaningless essay that reads like those French philosophers from the 20th century:

The Postmodernism Generator

This one is also a riot:

Band Name Generator

An Illuminating Report on Barbeque

Albee — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:20:39 +0000

This was sent to my by a good friend from the Southeast United States. For those of you not from there, it clears up a number of misconceptions about that region’s most famous culinary export…

Apple releases revolutionary laptop with no keyboard

Albee — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:20:46 +0000

So says The Onion:

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Shaq Terrified Of Phoenix Suns After Reading About Supernovas

Albee — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:03:35 +0000

I almost died laughing….

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shaq_terrified_of_phoenix_suns

I wish I had thought of this….

Albee — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:42:53 +0000

Some enterprising teenagers in Maryland have found a way to send speeding tickets to their enemies. Send these kids to Harvard!

Don’t like speed cameras? Use them to punk your enemies

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Albee — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:04:48 +0000

This just in:

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Propeller heads protect you against late-night drink-and-mail.

Albee — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:54:40 +0000

The pencil-necked geeks over at Google Labs have a new Gmail addon – it’s called Mail Goggles. Using a series of math questions, it pops up at certain times of day (ahem… after midnight…) and helps you to NOT embarrass yourself with a drunken rant sent to your co-workers or loved ones. Pretty soon Google will offer babysitting.

http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/new-in-labs-stop-sending-mail-you-later.html

My Approach to Tech Support

Albee — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:03:07 +0000

Retirement – could it get any better?

Albee — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:00:14 +0000

This just in from some retired friends:
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age…

Thanks Jon…

Albee — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:07:12 +0000

Here’s Jon Stewart on some recent conservative pundits….